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What is THE CHAD?
In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.
Guy: Argh... my chad is so damn itchy!
Girl: Dude! too much info!
THE CHAD - video
THE CHAD - what is it?
A type of person who is a chatterbox, yet kind and sweet
I am a chad.
What does "THE CHAD" mean?
Noun;
The quality and state of Chad's virtues and attitude.
It's a state of enlightment only few can achieve in a lifetime.
"Arnold was the embodiement of chadness."
"Chadness is the quality of being bold, ballsy, Alpha."
THE CHAD - what does it mean?
1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.
The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the riper it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the chaded person is often oblivious to their wafting odour. Left unattended the chad will become skid marks.
2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.
The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term bifurcated into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the ambiguity.
i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was verging on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.
Differentiation between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.
The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).
The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.
Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.
Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, ฤad in Croatian, csรกd in Hungarian, etc.
Girl: Phew dude! I can smell your chad from here.
Guy: My chad is so damn itchy too!
Girl: Did you wipe properly?
Guy: Yeah, excuse me while I go wipe again. I've had 4 coffees, a fruit salad for lunch, a spicy dinner and after taking that dump an hour ago; I can now feel a smear of oily chad itching me between my arse cheeks; some must've oozed out onto my chad.
Girl: Dude! too much info!
THE CHAD - meaning
The sticky build up found between the scrotum and arse.
Build up increases when the person doesn't shower or has had a hot sweaty day.
Person 1: Yo Yotty, take a whiff of this.
Person 2: Damn! What the hell is that on your fingers.
Person 1: I haven't showered in days and that's some of the wicked chad I'm brewing from underneath my fat ball sack.
Damn dude, have a shower I can smell your chad
THE CHAD - definition
A Chad, in modern internet slang, is generally a sexually active "alpha male". The term has become a slang term across the internet and among adolescents in general to refer to particularly attractive or confident males.
The man who wrote this meaning is a chad.
THE CHAD - slang
The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!
THE CHAD
Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.
The Chad: Let's hit up Benihanas for lunch today.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.
THE CHAD
p1:i like chad chad
p2: ikr
THE CHAD
Chad Warner aka "THE CHAD" is a supremely athletic and talented midfielder playing for the Sydney Swans in the Australian Football League, and was drafted to the Swans with pick19 of the 2019 AFL draft. THE CHAD Makes Patrick Dangerfield, Dustin Martin and Lachie Neale look like your average bogun from the local under 16s comp. Handsom, strong and fast, THE CHAD is an all consuming force when he takes the field, he marks, kicks, tackles, crashes packs, crushes dreams and breaks womens heart everywhere.
THE CHAD breaks from the pack, takes a bounce, runs to 50 meters and smashes the ball right thorugh the sticks for his 7th goal for the night
THE CHAD is making Dustin Martin look like Zav Dawson
THE CHAD is the 2021 AFL rising star
THE CHAD is the 2021 Brownlow Medallist
THE CHAD is the 2021 Norm Smith Medallist