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What is A Chad?
Noun;
The quality and state of Chad's virtues and attitude.
It's a state of enlightment only few can achieve in a lifetime.
"Arnold was the embodiement of chadness."
"Chadness is the quality of being bold, ballsy, Alpha."
A Chad - video
A Chad - what is it?
1. Residue of faecal matter; usually situated between arse cheeks after incomplete wiping and can spread to balls.
The smell of chad emanates further and becomes more putrid the riper it gets; annoying all those in close proximity, while the chaded person is often oblivious to their wafting odour. Left unattended the chad will become skid marks.
2. In reference to the male anatomy, it is the space between the anus and the scrotal sac.
The etymology is uncertain as to which definition came first and it's likely the term bifurcated into both definitions after those with chad on their chad created the ambiguity.
i.e. One person telling another the smell of his chad was verging on offensive. Some of those overhearing the complaint went away assuming chad to mean the first definition above, while others assumed it was the second definition.
Differentiation between the two is determined by how chad is used in a sentence.
The girl's first sentence below is rather ambiguous, while it's obvious the guy is referring to his itchy chad (anatomy).
The guy's last sentence below uses both definitions to beautiful effect, respectively.
Both definitions spread like wildfire equally and preference of one definition over the other can be regional.
Globally, most places accept both definitions and the local translation of the English name Chad, all in lower case, is used in many instances. i.e. the term is tsjaad in Dutch, Δad in Croatian, csΓ‘d in Hungarian, etc.
Girl: Phew dude! I can smell your chad from here.
Guy: My chad is so damn itchy too!
Girl: Did you wipe properly?
Guy: Yeah, excuse me while I go wipe again. I've had 4 coffees, a fruit salad for lunch, a spicy dinner and after taking that dump an hour ago; I can now feel a smear of oily chad itching me between my arse cheeks; some must've oozed out onto my chad.
Girl: Dude! too much info!
What does "A Chad" mean?
The sticky build up found between the scrotum and arse.
Build up increases when the person doesn't shower or has had a hot sweaty day.
Person 1: Yo Yotty, take a whiff of this.
Person 2: Damn! What the hell is that on your fingers.
Person 1: I haven't showered in days and that's some of the wicked chad I'm brewing from underneath my fat ball sack.
Damn dude, have a shower I can smell your chad
A Chad - what does it mean?
A Chad, in modern internet slang, is generally a sexually active "alpha male". The term has become a slang term across the internet and among adolescents in general to refer to particularly attractive or confident males.
The man who wrote this meaning is a chad.
A Chad - meaning
The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!
A Chad - definition
Starting the discussion about lunch plans with your coworkers, working to influence the destination and then dropping out at the last minute because you never intended to go.
The Chad: Let's hit up Benihanas for lunch today.
Coworker 1: Ah man, I don't have that kind of time or cash.
Coworker 2: Just ignore him, he's just chadding anyway.
A Chad - slang
p1:i like chad chad
p2: ikr
A Chad
when you do something retarded, useless, pointless, full of lies but your homie's still love ya....you pulled a chad...haha
Also, when you feel so down on life that you do everything in your power to make EVERYONE you know feel sorry for you.
"yo can you get me a quarter nug?" "sure" (5 gram bag later) "damn that nigga pulled a chad"
"Man, life is so gay. My girl cheated. My grill is fucked." "Dude, stop being such a chad!"
A Chad
Quite possibly the sweetest, most caring, genuine, funny, humbled, dedicated, mature, and driven person Iβve ever been lucky enough to know. βChadβsβ get A LOT of hate but Iβve come to find one that has broken the stereotype. Yes heβs in his mid 20s, yes he played lacrosse, yes his favorite drink is Jameson and coke.. BUT he also provides me with hope for future βchadsβ for generations to come. I have never met any man who provides me with so much trust, loyalty, companionship, and the purest form of love than this one. Imma marry this motherf*cker
Could it be? A new and improved Chad?
Ah yes... A Chad. A CHAD!
A Chad
a chad (derogatory): adjective aka fuck boy, is a conventionally attractive white american male with flirtatious characteristics and holds little to no regard to his multiple sexual partners. a chad is most commonly associated with college frats and is usually a borderline alcoholic satryomaniac.
Dylan is such a Chad, donβt even bother trying to date him, heβll break your heart