What is THE BRO CODE?
THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:
Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.
Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
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THE BRO CODE - video
THE BRO CODE - what is it? A seris of rules defining on how a set Bro should act.
The Bro Code
1.Thou shalt not sleep with your Broβs ex-girlfriend.
2.Bros before hoes.
3.Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
4.If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your Bro specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're Bro's sister.
However, if it's your Bro's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
5.Never diss a Bro if his team just lost a crushing game.
www.bebo.com/BroCode for the rest
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What does "THE BRO CODE" mean? A way of life between bros. No matter what is going on, the bro code must be followed. The best way to explain it is when Butch stops the guys raping Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction. Minutes earlier they were fighting to the death, but the bro code kicked in. It doesn't matter if it was Saddam Hussein in there, the bro code MUST be followed.
Even though they tried to kill each other, the bro code dictated that Butch could not let Marcellus Wallace be anally raped.
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THE BRO CODE - what does it mean? The Bro Code is a set of sacred rules honoured among millions of bros throughout generations. The Bro Code is not defined as it varies amongst different groups of bros. Although, there are still some points that are in all sets of Bro Code, this includes:
Family is off limits
Exes are off limits
If a bros girlfriend asks about where he was, you know nothing or he was with the bros
If you see that a bro is talking to a girl and your slow friend is tagging along, its your duty no matter what to extract the third wheeler
Bro's girl: Hey, do you know where Mark was on Friday night?
Bro: *knowing nothing* Yeah he was with me all night, we went bowling with the guys
Mark: Thanks for covering for me bro
Bro: No problem man, its just a basic rule in the Bro Code
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THE BRO CODE - meaning A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
Bro Code
#1: Bro's before Ho's.
#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
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THE BRO CODE - definition 1.Donβt talk to your broβs crushes ever, not even a little bit. Thatβs not cool and thatβs betrayal.
2.Donβt talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Broβs before hoes.
βMan, you my best friend, thatβs the bro code.β
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THE BRO CODE - slang The one law that goes above all other laws on behalf of bros
Bro code Article #1: Bros before hoes
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THE BRO CODE A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)
Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
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THE BRO CODE Just to add on to the other definitions, always leave one urinal space between you and all others in the bathroom. Nobody wants to pee right next to anyone.
Come on man, thats against the Bro Code
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THE BRO CODE Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
Ect.
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