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What is Søren?
An amazing and handsome person who won’t ever let you down. He will always cheer you up and has the biggest heart off all people. He is really rare but you will know that you found him when you just have chemistry from day one.
Me falling in love after first sight; “Look at that guy over there. I have the strange feeling that he has to be my soulmate so his name has to be Søren!”
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Søren - what is it?
He's the type of guy to get into a conversation with but as he will never finish you would have to just walk off.Hes the type of guy to fall in love with but after a couple minutes you might start to fret. He's the type of guy to be really funny but take it too far. He's the type of guy to start something and never finish until success.
"Oh that Søren over there yep, I just had to leave him" "why?" "Because he wouldn't stop making jokes about the same thing neither stop talking" "Ah"
What does "Søren" mean?
Basically a ginger kid with a small penis and loves watching gay porn all the time.
Søren loves watching gay porn all day because he is gay.
Miki: "Søren is watching gay porn again"
Kristoffer: "Yea, he just showed me his tiny Penis"
Miki: "He is such a Søren"
Søren - what does it mean?
Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser
Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
Søren - meaning
Søren is a scandinavian given name. The name became popular in the Middle Ages, and was often given to a true warrior. In today's scandinavian you think of a shyboy when you hear the name Søren. A guy that gets quiet around beautiful women or the guy who mumbles when he is going to speak in front of the class. this has given the broverp "don't be a Søren" which means you are talking good about yourself, but when it all comes to an end you're just a loser
Son: Today i'm gonna try all the big slides in the waterpark
Father: Don't be a Søren son. Nobody likes a søren
Son: No. I promise i won't back out. I'm not a Søren
Søren - definition
Cancer, hovedpine, nederen, irriterende
Søren Dybdal andersen er fucking cancer, jeg kan ikke lide ham
Søren - slang
When you fuck a girl in the ear, while you sufficate due to a banana being shoved down your throat, all have to be done in the trunk of a car.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
My friend Sophia and i went out to makeout point, where we closed the trunk and i jammed my penis into her ear, and then she took the banana, and we made a dirty Søren.
Søren
Søren sexual is a person who is sexually attracted to Søren. You might think this person is gay but, this is different from being gay as the person is only attracted to søren.
person 1: wait you are attracted to søren, doesn't that make you gay?
person 2: no I'm not gay, I'm Søren sexual meaning I'm only attracted to søren no other people.
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Søren = fat
Søren
Søren equals God. His phallus is like horse penis combined with a whale dick. Usain Bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. He is a white Ronnie Coleman and a black Arnold Schwarzenegger. His biceps contains more mass than his brain. He is the ultimate Modern Warfare 2 bash0r and PS3 fuck0r. People eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 EURO per shot. People once saw him building a bridge with his penis over a huge river to save a cat.
Søren ? He is OMNIPOTENT