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What is Steve Job's?Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better. All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this. Steve Job's - videoSteve Job's - what is it?The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product. Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods. What does "Steve Job's" mean?An evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers. If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals. Steve Job's - what does it mean?Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it. I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said. Steve Job's - meaningThe ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach. "Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday" Steve Job's - definitionItβs like a boob job, but itβs in a turtleneck. βYooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.β Steve Job's - slangA sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke. Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs. Steve Job'sLike a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda Steve Job'sTo have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap. I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes! Steve Job'sMediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve. Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up? |
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