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What is Statham?
an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.
i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.
the people who say this prayer never die...
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Statham - what is it?
British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.
One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
What does "Statham" mean?
An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.
Jason Statham is an actor
Statham - what does it mean?
When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.
dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?
Statham - meaning
"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
Statham - definition
something that's an artless combination of mentally and spiritually hollow, homoerotic, brain dead, testosterone drenched, and absolutely devoid of any joy or art.
European sports, jason statham, a zombie from a leather bar
Statham - slang
When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.
"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"
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When something is more bad ass than the words bad ass can describe
dude, dark night was statham!
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To get beaten violently and unrelentlessly.
A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.
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Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.
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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.