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What is Standards?
Synonym for bullshit.
Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.
I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.
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Standards - what is it?
When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate
Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia
Spencer - I know she's a right mong
Harry - he's got no standards
What does "Standards" mean?
a word to describe something which goes without saying
that bitch is standard
Standards - what does it mean?
a word that is used in many parts of the UK specifically manchester, it is used usually as a response to something good, or used like the word 'fit' to describe an attractive person, also it can be used to describe something good like a football match score or computer game
john: 'hey look at her'
james' standard !!!'
or
jason ' omfg we won the game'
aja ' standard mate'
Standards - meaning
assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.
rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?
me: yeah, dawg.
rob: did you get her in bed?
me: standard
Standards - definition
A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.
Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.
Me: standard
Standards - slang
a word to describe something which goes without saying.
"whas gwanin, u cotchin at leons tonight?"
"course, u bringin some herb?"
"standard"
Standards
You don’t have standards
Standards
Used as a single word in response to a comment you are impressed and/or agree with.
E.g 1
"hey did you catch the fight last night, didn't go the way i expected but damn that was one hell of a card"
- "Standards!"
E.g 2
"hey man , we should get mullered tonight!"
- "Standards!"
Standards
1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.
2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.
Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."