Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Squirting?

The politically correct way to say "Violent diarrhea."

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!

πŸ‘515 πŸ‘Ž101


Squirting - meme gif

Squirting meme gif

Squirting - video


Squirting - what is it?

A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".

*sprinting* "Get out of my way, I have the squirts!"

πŸ‘113 πŸ‘Ž25


What does "Squirting" mean?

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.

β€œDamn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”

πŸ‘2181 πŸ‘Ž373


Squirting - what does it mean?

Becky is slaying me with her snatched waist and body! I’m squirting!

I’m squirting omg my crush messaged me!

πŸ‘43 πŸ‘Ž101


Squirting - meaning

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

πŸ‘31 πŸ‘Ž29


Squirting - definition

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.

Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.

πŸ‘843 πŸ‘Ž1161


Squirting - slang

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.

Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.

πŸ‘901 πŸ‘Ž1209


Squirting

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.

"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."

πŸ‘1103 πŸ‘Ž1253


Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.

"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"

πŸ‘2119 πŸ‘Ž1657


Squirting

When a female has been masturbating or having sex, she feels like she needs to pee. This is called an orgasm. The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!

as she carried on fingering her pussy and rubbing her clit, she felt the need to pee. She knew she was close and keep going. Suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her pussy as she did. Her juices going everywhere. She regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.

πŸ‘2057 πŸ‘Ž661