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What is Squeegee?
The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
Squeegee - meme gif
Squeegee - video
Squeegee - what is it?
a card for a palm pilot that puts a cover over the screen
I used a squeegee card to protect my palm pilots screen
What does "Squeegee" mean?
For a guy: a cool friend who's also a knock, or a pussy
For a girl: The bitch that's tight with you but refuses to give you a blowjob.
Commonly referred to as squeegee, squeegee ass, or squeegee ass bitch
For a guy: Person 1: "Man, that guy is tight, but he kinda a pussy."
Person 2: "Yea, doe, he a lightweight squeegee."
For a girl: Person 1: "Damn, bruh, my bitch won't blow me."
Person 2: "Bruh, I toldja you she was a squeegee ass bitch
Squeegee - what does it mean?
A posi virus that will kill if untreated after 5 mins
Person 1 : Yo do u have squeegee
Person 2: Yh
*Person 2 Dies*
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Squeegee - meaning
Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished.
I was driving home and I decided to do the squeegee to this girl I saw during gridlock.
Squeegee - definition
Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.
“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”
Squeegee - slang
Another word for main squeeze, a squeegee is a boy friend or girlfriend.
"You and your squeegee going to the club tonight?
Squeegee
When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.
"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."
Squeegee
When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick
I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off
Squeegee
Pressing down and along the vagina with the heel of you palm to 'squeegee' out excess moisture or lubricant for maximum friction during sex.
I gave her a good squeegee right before I fucked her.