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What is Spoff?
Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)
They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me
Spoff - meme gif
Spoff - video
Spoff - what is it?
When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.
I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.
What does "Spoff" mean?
1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen
jim: I got 1/10 , hbu?
judy: i got 10/10 , its because I practiced all night.
jim:YOU SPOFF!
Spoff - what does it mean?
You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
Spoff - meaning
She makes me want to cough my spoff.
Spoff - definition
West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?
A. Spoff!
Spoff - slang
To literally enlarge something with your mind.
Spoff! (Enlarges grape)
Spoff
god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...
Spoff
Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.
"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"
Spoff
Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')