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What is Spaulding?
Daniel-Ryan Spaulding is a wee treat.
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Spaulding - what is it?
The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.
Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.
What does "Spaulding" mean?
A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself
Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”
Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”
Spaulding - what does it mean?
The act of "doggy style" intercourse while jamming ones thumb into the females anal cavity, and clamping lower jaw. Also known as "Grudge Fuck".
I totaly spaulding styled that bitch.
Spaulding - meaning
When a guy eats a four course meal off a woman's back while banging her from behind.
Ralph should be done soon. He just finished the main course and is starting dessert. He is in the middle of giving Sandy the spaulding.
Spaulding - definition
term used to describe abandoned drinks at a party or bar. the name comes from the Spaulding Smails character in the film "Caddyshack" who cruises around the country club drinking people's leftovers. First used in Natick, MA in the year 1992.
Nick didn't pay for a drink all night because he found so many spauldings around the bar!
He was so drunk at the Red Sox game because he stumbled across a bunch of spauldings.
Spaulding - slang
A spoilded kid who thinks the world owes him something. Their needs always come before everyone elses. Usually angry at the world. From the movie "Caddyshack". Spaulds usually go through long periods of time akin to the female menstrual cycle whereby some months they will be outgoing and friendly and other months at a time can be angry during which some of the Spaulds peers refer to him as "Angry Guy" One can easily reconize a spauld by quick retraction like movements of the head while simultaneosly looking up at the ceiling and rubbing the chest with one hand due to medical condition involving the gastrointerstinal system. Synonyms: Spaulding, the Spald, splud, spald child, Brother Spaulding.
THe guy who brings doiwn the whole party is a spauld
Spaulding
A nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristic s:
1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.
- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
A Spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
Coworker: "Hey Spaulding, how's it going?"
Spaudling: "Not bad."
Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"
Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*
Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."
Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"
Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.
Here is a documented poem written by an atheist that describes the original Spaulding. This is the poem:
Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.
Spaulding
A nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristics:
1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/forrest gump.
2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this".
3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible).
4.) weighs less than 100lbs.
5.) heavily resembles a vampire.
6.) extremely unthreatening/weak
7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay.
8.) major liar.
9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass"
10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water.
- It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. -
Coworker: "Hey Spaulding, how's it going?"
Spaudling: "Not bad."
Coworker: "Did you get those power-rangers you wanted for christmas?"
Spaulding: "You see (Coworker), this is why I hate you, because you always start rumors. *Then attacks Coworker with a cardboard box, resulting in said Coworker placing one hand on Spaulding's chest and SLAMMING him into a shelving unit at a grocery store.*
Coworker: "Don't ever hit me again you little fucking piece of shit, or I will kill you motherfucker."
Spaulding: "I'm gonna beat that ass"
Spaulding's eyes fill with tears.
Here is a documented poem written by a filthy hippie who goes by the alias of "Donovan". This is the poem:
Planes, tanks and mammoths
I said you are ignorant
Beat that rump so hard.
60XEL
Spaulding
To completely fuck over a single person or group.
Wow, well it looks like Gerill just pulled a spaulding on us.