What is Spag?

Spag is another word for male ejaculate, sperm: cum, jiz, jism are all synonyms.

Gross man, there's spag all over my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Spag - meme gif

a person who is a spaz and a fag at the same time

Hayden is such a spag.

To fail epically, and still believe that you are awesome.

You totally spagged that. I just pulled a spag. That was spagtastic.

Guy 1"Yo moms made some real good spag last night bro"
Guy 2"it's a family recipe"

I have a feeling of being so spag/spaggy

Teacher: Today we are learning more advanced SPAG
Class: *Groan*

Any person dawning red hair. spags are often boring as fuck and have tiny penises. they like to sleep early and never do anything fun

Person one: "Hey is Sean coming tonight?"
Person two: "That spag? nah he's going to bed at 8:15"
Person one: "Fucking spag."

It is a multi functional word.

1: You can call your bestfriend a spag.

2:You can call someone you don’t like a
3:A spag is also a retarded person

1: “Hi girl! How ya doin spag!”
2: “Man this dude is such a jerk! He is bein a spag.”
3:”This kid in my class can’t read, he is such a spag.”

When you do anything to a girl with sexual connotations.

"Oh yeah I spagged her last night, spagged all over her."

mmmhhh... delicious spag