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What is South Jersey's?Well South Jersey is well the best part of New Jersey. If you past through South Jersey you can see the ghetto, suburbs, farms all with in one mile and you can see that almost everyone gets along. People that are born and raised in south jersey you know that when you talk and say water you say wooder, you go to one of the hundreds of super wawa's for tasty cakes and soda not cola, you root for Phillies, Eagles, 76ers, Flyer, and Union. everyone know that jersey shore makes us look bad (they aren't even from jersey). if we didnt have Camden (no hate intended) New Jersey would be the best state ever. Stupid douche bag not from jersey: Oh you from jersey South Jersey's - videoSouth Jersey's - what is it?if your from south jersey, all you do is get "fucked-up" on PBR or Miller-light on the weekends. you wanna get out, but you still love it. you think philly is the shit. you go to wildwood after prom. you shop mainly in delaware. you dont watch real world: philly. your school probably sucks. you go to wawa at least once a week. you say "wooter". youre the only person in the tri-state area that can drive a car properly. you think that north jersey should be a diffrent state, its completely diffrent. youre proud, and you love it. i <3 south jersey so much, i cant wait to get the fuck outa here. What does "South Jersey's" mean?The southern half of New Jersey. Made up of these counties: Camden, Gloucester, Burlington, Ocean, Atlantic, Salem, Cumberland, & Cape May. South Jersey's two area codes are 856 & 609. Trenton does not count as South Jersey but Six Flags Great Adventure does. Anything south of I-195 is South Jersey. South Jersey has no sports teams and no one roots for the Nets or Devils, they root for the 76ers, Eagles, Flyers, & Phillies. South Jersey got Camden, which is one of the most dangerous cities in America. South Jersey is really nice and it aint really like the hood. SJ Rules!!! South Jersey is the shiznit. :) South Jersey's - what does it mean?The part of New Jersey that is not an embarrassment. You're from New Jersey, but you aren't a walking joke. South Jersey's - meaningNot the only place South Jersey bad habit #1 Saying the word like to often. South Jersey's - definitionSouthern part of jersey obvoiusly. People who live there have a 'south jersey accent.' we dont say JOYSEEY, we say JERZY. Wawa's took over all the 7-11s and you go somewhere other then jersey you wonder why there arent any wawas... South Jerzy rockz South Jersy Choir DIrector: South Jersey's - slangSouth Jersey is the best in the world. First and foremost you can't purchase lottery tickets at WaWa...only at Hertiage and 7-11 if you can find one. You can get to almost anywhere on the White and Black Horse Pikes, Rt 73 and Rt 42. We don't have to get out the car to pump gas. You look forward every summer to eat Jersey corn, tomatoes, peaches, strawberries and blueberries from roadside stands. You don't have to leave South Jersey to have a good time and if you do just pay 3 dollars to roll across the bridge for some city fun. South Jersey is a great place to live. South Jersey'sSouth Jersey, one of the best places on Earth. The home of Atlantic City, the country's playground. We love Wawa, and if you don't know what the heck a Wawa is, then sure as heck don't live here. Try to snatch a Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpet our of our hands, and you'll only have a fraction of your fingers left, gauranteed. We wouldn't dream of pumping our own gas, and the average cost of our houses is anywhere from $5oo,ooo to a cool million. Our lighthouses are beautiful, and the beaches, bays, lakes, and rivers that they overlook are even more stunning. In South Jersey, we know the value of a horse and a farm, much unlike our Northern brethren (they like factories and other toys). We have the sickest accent ever, and yes we drink "wooder" (water), and eat "begels" (bagels). Not from here? That makes you a shoobie, and we automatically don't like you. And yes, we can point you out, no matter how cool, calm or collected you may seem. We're assholes, get over it. Here, the middle finger is worshipped. We looooooove pizza, and other junk that'll kill us in the long run. We do to know how to drive, don't be mad because you're stuck in the slow lane. Some of the hugest political scandals have happened here, and if John Kerry (from here) would have beaten Bush, our country probably would have been better off right now. We're South Jersians, a.k.a Woodies, don't like it, we'll kick your ass. Tourist: These South Jersey people drive like maniacs! South Jersey'sA commonly misunderstood region of the country. South Jersey is slightly different than North Jersey. South Jersey calls it a hoagie thank you very much, and South Jersey residents know for a fact that none of them NONE OF THEM are anything, ANYTHING like any cast member from the Jersey Shore. Tourist: "Yo dude I'm seeing red tee-shirts everywhere man! Is it international red day or something?" South Jersey'sSouth Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state. 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