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What is Sonoma?
a small high school full of ass hole white bitches and the darkest secrets that you’ll ever find. you can get the best weed here at anytime and let’s not forget the juul room, where the boys trash the place and have raves in them.
i hate being at sonoma valley high school, i am changing schools.
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Sonoma - what is it?
A upper middle class university in the CSU system. There are many good things about Sonoma State, such as the Rec Center, Amechis Pizza, and the many bike locks around campus. Sonoma State is also known for having a bunch of "yuppie" and "spoiled kids" attend this institution, as it is the riches CSU in the entire system. The school is also predominantly white, but is working on increasing diversity. Several legendary figures have come out of Sonoma State such as the Seawolf mascot, and thats about it. The fraternity's at Sonoma State have a reputation for hazing/demoralizing and humiliating treatment towards incoming freshman. There have been many alcohol related incidents over the years involving fraternity's such as TKE, SAE and a few others. These fraternity's have also contributed to the high number of sexual assaults on campus each year. The police are very strict on campus, and do not like wise guys at all. Sonoma State is a affluent uppity school with its own unique problems, but at the same time the same problems many other institutions across the nation face.
SSU Student: It smells like the Sonoma Aroma around here, thats not what it smelled like over in Beverly Hills, I want to transfer out of Sonoma State University back to Princeton!
Frat Boy: Hey boys I just joined TKE and I got to do the elephant walk! It was amazing, I love my Big! I love Sonoma State University!
Sonoma State University Police: **Psssshhh** Chirp** Breaker Breaker 31 we have some kids over here smoking marijuana, send all units avaible and the K-9, we may need a sniper and swat team stand by...
What does "Sonoma" mean?
A once cool county that has been destroyed.
Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.
Sonoma - what does it mean?
a place that kicks ass compared orange county (the blow-c), even though it does cost more to live here.
fuck you socal, and all you preppy bitches in it!
Sonoma - meaning
Williams-Sonoma is an upscale American kitchenware & premium baking supplies store and also the flagship brand of Williams-Sonoma Inc. which operates the brands Pottery Barn, Pottery Barn Kids, West Elm and Williams-Sonoma Home which offers goods for the whole home (bedding, tables, rugs and so on). Williams-Sonoma Home has higher price points than that of Pottery Barn so the two sister brands don’t compete dead on.
Williams-Sonoma was founded in 1956 in San Francisco, California by Charles E. (Chuck) Williams.
The company sells high quality kitchenware to people who are serious about cooking. The W-S website also offers a feature where costumers who have purchased an item can comment on it or any given product and give it a review. It is also popular for its hand soaps and hand lotions, which are available in many different scents and also in holiday scents like Pumpkin Spice for Thanksgiving and Peppermint Snow and Winter Forest for Christmas.
Most locations are found inside of upscale shopping centers throughout the United States and Canada. You will usually find a Pottery Barn where you will find a Williams-Sonoma.
The Company largely competes with Crate & Barrel through its Pottery Barn brands.
"These wine glasses were a gift. They were made in Germany. She said she got them at Williams-Sonoma."
Sonoma - definition
The Wine Country
If someone says Napa county is the wine country. They are wrong. Simply because Sonoma County has More wine, and most of the wine is better.
Also a very expensive place to live, and on top of that a lot of people who live there spend more money on wine per year than many peoples annual income.
P1, Ever been to the Wine country?
P2, You mean Napa? Yes I have been there.
P1, Pshht Napa is nothing compared to Sonoma county
Sonoma - slang
A horrible stench smelling like cow turds that blows through the greater Sonoma area when the wind blows in any given season (particularly spring and fall)
dude, I thought someone pooed on my doorstep until i realized it was just the sonoma aroma
Sonoma
When the gods crafted this truck they had one purpose for it: to FuckShitUp. Driven by a huge beauty. If you bring your car to close to the Sonoma, a faint hissing can be heard. This hissing should not be ignored, and you should back the fuck up. Known as the indestructible Sonoma, dubstep must always be played when inside the vehicle. Even The King acknowledges this monster of a vehicle.
I was backing up my Civic, and the Sonoma growled at my Civic and fucking munched on my bumber.
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Place in the Bay Area of California, where absolutely nothing happens. Popular with old people, and drunkards due to the vast selection of wine available.
Hey Edna! Let's go to Sonoma this year on vacation. I hear they have great bingo!
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Sonoma is known as "wine country"
but if your really know, sonoma has the best weed around.
Lets go to sonoma and get a fat bag of weed from saint valentine