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What is CSU?

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

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CSU - what is it?

A soul-sucking, government run institution of "higher learning" in the cradle of Sacramento where nepotism rules, critical thinking is stifled, and dreams go to die.

The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.

John: I put in applications for UC Davis, Berkeley, and Stanford. You?

Jacob: CSU Sacramento

John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?

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What does "CSU" mean?

Anybody who is loyal to Colorado State University.
ie) Students, alumni, parents, staff/faculty, etc.

Chant at Football Games
"I said I'm proud - to be - a CSU Ram!"

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CSU - what does it mean?

csu is a romanian football clone of the club FC Universitatea Craiova. csu was founded in 2013 by Lia Olguta. csu is now playing in the 1st league in Romania.
Their fans "peluza nord" are getting free match tickets in schools and highschools so thier side get's more popular.
They are the black sheep of romanian football fans, known for snitching and sueing rivals.

-Hey, I am supporting csu!
-You are a clone!

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CSU - meaning

Cock Sucker University
Where people who are gay go to suck cock.

Me: Hey Tyler you should go to CSU.
Tyler: What's that?

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CSU - definition

See Fort Collins.

A Colorado University where the women are scarce and the sheep are scared. Not to be confused with the University of Colorado at Boulder.

Gee, the sheep walk funny at CSU.

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CSU - slang

Acronym for "C Student University". Found all throughout California.

Jenny: So where are you going to college?

Lily: A CSU.

Jenny: That sucks! What happened?

Lily: It's the best thing a 2.012 high school GPA can get you.

Jenny: Damn, I guess you should've studied more. At least it's ranked higher than community college.

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CSU

The school with the best beastiality program in the nation. A genuine mistake to become a part of. One of the worst football teams in the nation, who has a completely unfounded superiority complex over CU.

Jared: Are you going to your brother’s wedding, he’s been dating that sheep for forever...
Chad: Classic CSU alum.

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CSU

Colorado State university, A university in Fort Collins colorado. It is a great school, with a usually sucky football team. Fort collins is a small town, with a huge white population. Not a university to be if you are looking for diversity

Colorado State University

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CSU

California State University. The second tier public university system which serves the upper 25% of graduating high school seniors in California. CSU has 23 campuses and over 409,000 students, making it the largest public school system in the country.

See UC

I was accepted to CSU Sacramento and San Diego State University.

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