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What is Sock Baby?

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all

G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.

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Sock Baby - what is it?

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.

G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.

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What does "Sock Baby" mean?

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

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Sock Baby - what does it mean?

a tiny penis

Damn! You got a baby sock.

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Sock Baby - meaning

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.

Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.

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Sock Baby - definition

When you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. You wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.

Goddammit John, stop leaving your socks on the floor. I'm tired of picking up your sock babies.

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Sock Baby - slang

Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.

Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?

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Sock Baby

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

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Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.

"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".

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