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What is Snyder?
1. The awesome ability to turn any conversation into one about sex.
2. Sexualize
We were talking about my grandmother's funeral when that cool dude Snyderized it & we ended up talking about fishnet stockings
Snyder - meme gif
Snyder - video
Snyder - what is it?
To make sexy time with someone or something.
Babs was looking horny as hell she totally wanted to get Snyderized!
What does "Snyder" mean?
The very common species is found in New England areas, they are mostly knows for the strange behaviors of staring and making there preditor feeling sad and dissapointed, these species also usually pretend to be jewish to get out of very tight situations, these wild beasts usually like teaching science classes and having very secret afairs with the Dlottis Maximus ( Look up dlott ), the Snyder are very territorial, by marking there territory the usually fling feces and bark, but most commonly, they have a giant circle and roll there feces into little balls and who ever has more balls of feces in the end claims the territory. These very strange animals are usually used for experiments and testing, there are many protest groups ( PETA ) who try to save these beasts.
Note- These animals have very huge asses
EX- I think that snyder is on the move again, lets make a move on it
Ex- "what are we havin for dinner Pa" " were havin fried squirl and snyder jim"
Snyder - what does it mean?
A man who will only settle conflict through lawyers because he is tremendously scared of his surroundings; someone who may be a very large man who is often overpowered by his small dogs; a douche bag; someone who may work for a Canadian institution of some sort, yet still claim to be patriotic; a man who may be too scared to climb up a ladder; a selfish prick
"hey man are you okay? Why are you on the ground?"
"my two small dogs just overpowered me right next to my BMW 5 series which I'm very protective of even though it's not that nice."
"wow your such a snyder"
Snyder - meaning
From the Scandanavian word for "will warranty"
Jeff: Oh, I see this is a Snyder ticket.
Gary: I can get that covered for you. Its got a MAXCARE
Snyder - definition
Similar but more unsettling than "Santorum," a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, mixed with blood.
Mary found evidence of Snyder in her bed, so she washed the sheets and made an appointment with her gynecologist.
After a long night of freaky sex, Mary and Joseph noticed the Santorum stain actually was Snyder, and they were scared.
Snyder - slang
Pulling a Snyder. A. Getting fired from a job within 2-3 weeks of being hired. B. Having an intimate encounter with a woman of 47 years of age or older. C. Taking a dump on a bagel and setting it on a dinner plate at a friend's house with fork/knife.
A. I just got Snydered from my job. B. "Dude, look I'm totally gonna Snyder this chick tonight. She's only twice my age!!" C. Damn...this bagel isn't real?!?!?!
Snyder
1) Someone who claims to have been everywhere, done everything, and feels the need to always one up you because they're pissed that their life and accomplishments have amounted to nothing.
2) Someone who works in customer service and has no real authority, but targets younger associates using his age as justification to give orders.
3) One who has been known to financially butt fuck fellow associates, but makes up for it once a week when he brings everyone bagels.
4) A self proclaimed tennis pro
1. Guy 1) Dude, I just got back from Hawaii. I took surfing lessons and rode my first wave!
Guy 2) That's cool, I used to teach surfing when I lived in Australia. I went pro and even won a few competitions.
Guy 1) Oh, so you're saying you're better than me? You're such a Snyder bro.
2. Employee 1) Hey, go fix me a cup of coffee... 1 cream and 2 sugars.
Employee 2) No way, I'm in the middle of some shiz. Plus I'm not your bitch.
Employee 1) Son, I'm 48 years old. You better show me respect!
Employee 2) *mumbles* Goddamn Snyder
3. Rick) Man, that new guy ass fucked me on my paycheck again!
Chris) Yeah dude, looks like you got fuckin Snydered.
4. Girl) Hey Bryan, did you see that guys sweet moves on the tennis court earlier? He's such a Snyder.
Bryan) *shrugs* It's fucking tennis.
Snyder
(Noun) A Snyder is a person whose boundaries are limitless. They can achieve anything they desire. Intelligence, Athleticism, & Beauty are all very common attributes of a Snyder. The Dos Equis beer commercials, the most interesting man in the world, were actually based mostly in fact about a Snyder. Despite having an "aura" of greatness, Snyders are very humble & respectful people. They are aware that to achieve, they must sacrifice & work hard. They gain only by their own merit, not off of the sweat of another. A Snyder will lift up his neighbor to help them succeed rather than gloat in their own success. Some Snyders are the life of the party, while others are simply great listeners. A Snyder is a great friend/companion to have.
In life there are leaders, followers, & Snyders. Snyders tend to lead the leaders.
Snyder
'Snyder' comes originally from the German name 'SCHNEIDER', which is the third most common surname in Germany. Other Americanized forms of the Schneider name are: Snider, Sneider, and Snijder. The trade origin of the name is 'tailor' in German. Snyders can be found all over the United States today and have a proud lineage of helping to build this country. Many can trace their ancestry back to before the American Revolution, to the early colonial settlements in Pennsylvania and New York.
"Our family changed their name from 'Schneider' to 'Snyder' when they left Germany to come to America, in the Colonial Period prior to the Revolution."
"Many Snyders fought in the American Revolution and helped the US gain independence from Britain."