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What is Smithfield?When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth. "This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose." Smithfield - meme gifSmithfield - videoSmithfield - what is it?When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing. "Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try" What does "Smithfield" mean?Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the βhot dog in the hallwayβ effect. βJenny said sheβs gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!β Smithfield - what does it mean?a.k.a shitfield, smithvegas, ham town smithfield, va; home of the world's oldest ham Smithfield - meaningsmithfield high school sucks why because we have more people droping out then ever. this school and the state of Rhode islane does not want us to become grads. They are making us do this dump things called "common task" but yet they do nothing for our common good they just make us look dumb. The students get along pretty well we all love to party and have a good time. this school is bad they lock the bathrooms on you then you get bitched at cuz you were out of class for 15 mins to use the bathroom. They suspend students for no reason they have them taken off school grounds by the cops then the student gets fined. kids fail because their teacher goes and has a baby and they dont replace her so the students learn shit then they have to be graded on shit they never learned and they have to take a final exam that some bitch of a twig made up on her own and just put random shit on it that we never even heard about this school doesnt give 2 shits bout us they just want us all to go to jail for doing nothing you cant even trust anyone that works there cuz they will go an tell everyone else everything about you me: how come i never see you in school anymore? Smithfield - definitionSome shitty ass place where degenerates like to hangout. Wow! Smithfield Middle School is Shitty as fuck! Smithfield - slangA place which is ruled by smitty gang. Wit many parts such as eblock, etc it is a place for goats. With figures in it such as bbgoogs or Flynny it was a very popualated place. A town full of sweats on ps4 and xbox Flynny lives in Smithfield Rhode IslAnd SmithfieldAKA smithvegas, Ham town, the ham caital of the world smithfield, va...the ham capitol of the world!! SmithfieldA filthy place untouchable in grot this place is an absolute no go for anyone living in Adelaide, Australia. Now if you thought Elizabeth was bad just keep driving past it the next suburb is called Smithfield and it literally is DANGEROUS!. Smithfield dweller: dude did you know the FKN SNOWTOWN MURDEREDS ACTUALLY WERE MY FKN NEIGHBOURS!!!in Smithfield (based on a true story) SmithfieldLocated in fayette county, pennsylvania. A real shit hole town that has one scuzzy bar that can't even serve cold beer because the fridge breaks down once a week. If you are from out of town, even if it is a few miles away you are the latest attraction. For a town of only 800 people, it has the densest population of sexual predators. The average I.Q. is around 90. Most of the people here have the blonde hair/blue eye bullshit because of inbreeding for generations. Johnny: Hey Bob wanna go to the mall and try to pick up some chicks. |
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