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What is Smeagol?
Smeagoled verb.
To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.
Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.
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Smeagol - video
Smeagol - what is it?
When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
What does "Smeagol" mean?
(Noun) The act of digitally penetrating ones partners' anus (and/or rectum) while under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic(s) under the pretense that it is in-fact the "partners'" vagina yielding a brown ring-like stain encompassing the radius of the offending finger.
"Dude....I totaly "finger banged" Justine last night just before I passed out!!! But when I woke up..... I HAD A FUCKING SMEAGOL!!!!!" GROSSSS!! IT STINKS LIKE YOUR MOM!!!
Smeagol - what does it mean?
A man with a fetish where he is only attracted to really fat black women because he wants the Precious.
That dude is a fucking smeagol
Smeagol - meaning
Dakota fanning is a smeagol
Smeagol - definition
1) AKA Gollum who kills his brother Deagol for the Ring of Power in the river where Isildur fell.
Smeagol is gollum
Smeagol - slang
When your partner is asleep, creep over their body/head while masturbating and breathing heavily and creepily. Finally, ejaculate into your partners hair, and or eyes while whispering "precious".
Guy 1: (breathing heavy) .....preciousssss....
Sleeping girl : Hmmmm, what the....
Guy 1: PRECIOUSSSS!!!
Sleeping girl : SMEAGOL!
Smeagol
1)The ability to give oneself a blowjob, much as the LOR character must have been able to.
2)Led the Indian subcontinant in rebellion against the British empire by use of non-violent civil disobedience
3)Lord of the Jungle
4)The result of sneezing on your windshield.
5)A nagging feeling that somebody is stalking you in their underwear. Or someone else's underwear, that's not really the issue, is it?
6)The secretion from the tip of the penis.
1)Frodo knew the ring was affecting him when he realized he didn't need Sam to blow him anymore. He could give himself a Smeagol.
2)Smeagol was assasinated within a year of gaining independance for the people of India.
3)Jane was strangely drawn to Smeagol, and would throw him fish in order to get him to blow himself. This aroused her and nauseated her at the same time.
4)The police officer pulled the car over, because of a high density of smeagol obstructing the driver's view. Who knew, it was David Hasselhof! The officer squeegeed a souvenir and let the singer/actor go on his way with a warning.
5)The naked cowboy was following me around Times Square the other day. WTF?
6)The hobbits understood from Gandolf that circumsision would rid them of any more problems from Smeagol.
Smeagol
A creature that has been corrupted bye the One Ring of Power for over 500 years. He persues the new berer of the ring, Frodo and then becomes frodo's guide to go to modor where he will try to kill Frodo for it.
Smeagol: "What did we ever do to the fat hobbit?!"
Sam: "He wants to kill us!"
Smeagol
The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.
It's mine. My Own. My precious.