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What is Smashmatic?-A Woman's sexual organs; plain a simple. No more, no less. Dude, Tara has the sweetest, tightest Smashmat that I ever had the pleasure of servicing. Smashmatic - videoSmashmatic - what is it?The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid. If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability. What does "Smashmatic" mean?Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing "Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!" Smashmatic - what does it mean?A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000. Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!? Smashmatic - meaningA room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent. I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates. |
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