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What is Slowpoke?
An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
Slowpoke - meme gif
Slowpoke - video
Slowpoke - what is it?
A water/psychic type Pokemon with the Pokedex no. 079. introduced in Kanto. It can evolve into Slowbro by leveling up to lvl 38, or Slowking from gen 2 on by being traded whilst holding a King's Rock. In is also an internet meme. It is commonly believed that, alongside Exeggutor, to be the best Pokemon ever.
Me: Slowpoke and Exeggutor are such great Pokemon, right guys?
Everyone: Shut up, genwunner
What does "Slowpoke" mean?
Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"
2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
Slowpoke - what does it mean?
1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.
Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!
Slowpoke - meaning
A simple but very common word created by the great. PanoilJeeo
also it’s a Pokémon or something
Hey you’re slow
NUHH UH
SLOWPOKE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Slowpoke - definition
The cutest Pokémon ever, Slowpoke is pink and has a long tail
You will just want to hug Slowpoke after you meet one...if only they were real.
Slowpoke - slang
Another word for Codene and Promethezene mixed with Sprite. lean
Sipping on the slowpoke moving like a tugboat smoking like a steam boat.
Slowpoke
The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.
1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?
Slowpoke
Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
Slowpoke
A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.
Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-