Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Slomo?

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

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Slomo - what is it?

A slam-dance for the people over 30. Done by Simply bobbing up and down. The advantage to doing this is that you won't spill your drink.

"Look at that old man out there doin' the slomo pogo, must be at least 34."

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What does "Slomo" mean?

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

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Slomo - what does it mean?

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

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Slomo - meaning

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.

Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.

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Slomo - definition

Someone who is both a slut and a homosexual.

Willow is such a slomo, I see him leaving faces with a different guy every night!

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Slomo - slang

(n) Someone who is both gay and retarded.

Dave is a slomo because he is both gay and retarded.

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Slomo

Used to define a fellow motorist who is both slow and a homo. This is most commonly used when waiting on a passing car to make a turn. At first judgement you think the car is too close to make the turn, but soon after notice that said car is going way to freaking slow and you should have just gone a long time ago.

"Come on, slomo, hurry the hell up.."

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Slomo

Shorthand for St. Louis, Missouri (MO), USA

Bill: I went up to SLoMo this weekend for the Rams game.
Bob: I'm sorry to hear that.

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Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

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