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What is Slither.io?
1. Any whimsical/common event that occurs in the popular browser game slither.io.
2. A similar phenomenon to any of such events occurring in a similar game such as Splix or PowerLine.
Examples of slither.io moments include:
A) The chaos that ensues after a very large snake dies, often lasting for several minutes as many noobies quickly get big and reach the leaderboard, then die soon after, rinse and repeat. This generally happens near the map's center.
B) When most of the leaderboard consists of angry morons caught up in the dark crevasse of mainstream US politics. Names used by such players include: "BIDEN IS A TRAITOR" "MAGAS ARE RETARDED" "SEND TRUMP TO JAIL" "TO HELL WITH THE DEMONRATS (sic)". Even if you suck at the game, you're advised to kill any such player you see. Religious names don't count.
C) A moment when a massive snake somehow dies to a tiny player who just entered the game. These little powerhouses often rise to dominate the leaderboard, and I respect them with my whole heart.
D) A moment when you are merely minding your own business and several snakes all smash into your tail at once. This is far more common in a suicidal slither knockoff (powerline.io) due to its extreme lag, but it still counts, probably.
E) In the browser version of slither.io, the network lag is infamously horrible. Often times the game completely freezes for a few seconds, and when it resumes, you discover you randomly died during your disconnection.
*gets to 25,000 length and #1 on the leaderboard*
*gets killed by snake with 23 XP*
*slither.io moment*
*clenches fist and grits teeth*
*opens mouth wide open and deeply inhales*
*eyes get red and veiny*
*heart begins to throb in chest*
*ears begin to inexplicably ring*
*hands and feet begin to curl back*
*tears in eyes, face turns red and wrinkly*
*arms get as veiny as an erect penis*
*dick and balls get extra warm, completely retract into pelvis*
*brain is electrically charged at 5000 volts*
*inhales even more, nearly beginning to shrivel*
(audible for miles, echoes all over) SLIIIITHER.IOOOOOOO MOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into rage and tries to punch a hole through keyboard*
*pounds with all might and overflowing adrenaline*
*shock causes a 9.3 Richter scale earthquake instead*
*tidal waves immediately erupt all over the world*
*the earth's magnetic field does a backflip*
*entire planet explodes*
*sighs loudly*
*drops flat into a coma*
*dies*
all becuase of a stupid snake game
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Slither.io - video
Slither.io - what is it?
slither.io is the new agar.io that people play to have fun or relive stress
person 1: i'm done with my work
2:come on lets play a round of slither.io
What does "Slither.io" mean?
The new game that all the kids play on the school laptops when they are supposed to be taking notes or finishing a test. Like it's predecessors Agar.io and Minecraft, it is the new most popular game played as a pass time in public schools. The game just came out this year, and didn't gain much popularity until many famous youtubers such as PewDiePie took notice to it and recorded let's play's. Since then, it exploded and is currently one of the most active MMOs as of right now.
"Hey I finished my essay early, you wanna play a round of slither.io?"
Slither.io - what does it mean?
A game that middle schools have become biologically connected to and is way better than english class.
wow even my english teacher is getting slither.io guess she must hate her class too
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Slither.io - meaning
The most fucking addicting game ever, if you don't play it in school you might be a faggot.
Bill: Wanna play some slither.io?
Roberts: wtf is that?
Bill: kys
Slither.io - definition
Slither.io: is a game that a guy like Keith or Addison would play.
Slither.oi: Online game that is addicting as fuck it involves snakes eating each other and getting bigger. Soon addicting!
Keith: DUUUDDEEE I almost died playing slither.io!
Addison: You suck.
Kate: So true tho!