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What is Slaughterama?
A BRUTAL weekly game show hosted on Television by GWAR where people from ALL walks of life with a shit, miserable life barely worth living go to test their luck. Being asked questions for a certain prize to singlehandedly recover their waste of a life. If not answered quick enough; they're fucking killed ON STAGE in various ways, AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
"𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢"
"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚"
"𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖!"
"𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖!"
"𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙖!"
Guy 1: Jim! GWAR's Slaughterama is premiering tonight!
Guy 2: I know! can't wait to see the next cast of poor sods win or be brutally disposed of live on air.
Guy 1: Same here, SLAUGHTERAMA!
Slaughterama - video
Slaughterama - what is it?
A springtime event held in Richmond, VA where hipsters and other hobohemian types gather to drink PBR and play bike games.
Scummy hipster 1: Dude, you goin' to Slaughterama this weekend? It's gonna be so dank.
Grungy kid 2: I thought you sold your bike for a 24-pack of PBR and a pair of fake Ray-Bans.
Scummy hipster 1: Yeah, but I just made some dank cut-offs and I gotta show 'em off.
What does "Slaughterama" mean?
A festival for bikers (as in bicyclers) hosted in Richmond, Virginia by the Cutthroats. Bikers come from all over the east coast to participate in bicycle-related activities such as tall-bike jousting. Slaughterama nornally occurs during the first week of April.
This event is open to the public.
You can't spell Slaughterama without slaughter.