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What is Skylander?
Country that is totally obsessed with sex industries. Very scary place to live. lost 70% of its money to an ill thought up venture with shares in the German Brothel industry.
Skyland is strange
Skylander - meme gif
Skylander - video
Skylander - what is it?
Skylanders. A game that parents would do anything to erase it from existence. It pulls kids in, with these colourful and coo-coo characters, to put them on a plastic toy called the "Portal of Power". Put the toys on, it sends in game. Sounds like a nice concept, right? But activision took it a step further and made MILLIONS of these characters, that are overpriced. And what do you get when you complete the game, with your team of over 100 cheap plastic toys? Knowing there is not going to be dinner on the table because of the massive debt your parents own BECAUSE you had to bail out just because "It's the last one, pleaseeeeeee?"
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.
"Portal Masters! We need you to buy more Skylanders to help fight chaos!"
*Helps the store selling them instead.*
What does "Skylander" mean?
A game where you place toys on a base and it goes into a game.
"Man I hated disney infinity, such a bad skylanders rip off"
Skylander - what does it mean?
A videogame franchise where you put a figure on a thing called the portal of power where you transport your figure and send it to skylands to fight the only villian present (except if you play the 3ds version) Kaos.
Dude 1: I just bought a new game called skylanders.
Dude 2: I have that game too do you want to play it some time.
Dude 1: Sure.
Skylander - meaning
a series of minifigures that make it fun without the games due to you being able to collect them. the series was made by toys for bob, the same creators of spyro, victorious visions and published by activision
guy: hey dude i just got the best series ever made!
guy 2: hell yeah! lets go play it with our own skylanders!
guy: you know it! and lets bring Joshua too!
Josh: YEET AMMIRITE GAMERS!
Skylander - definition
The best video game series that YOU can buy, buy it, buy it now, you'll never regret it.
Dude one:"I just got Skylanders!" Dude two: "I didn't buy it, looks like I'm a Virgin and you're not :("
Skylander - slang
When a man jumps off of a surface and land his penis into a vagina or butt hole
“Yo john I did a Skylander last night”
Skylander
The action of dropping a sexual partner from 6 feet or higher onto a sexual partner below with the intention of landing perfectly onto their dick.
Guy 1: Bro me and my girl are gonna do some skylanders tonight
Guy 2: You’re about to end up in the hospital, but goddamn will that be a good story to tell
Skylander
the most based discord server of all time, owned and managed by the best of the best.
"Ever been to Skylander?"
"...what?"
Skylander
Skylanders a series made by toys for bob
Little toys that you can place on the “portal of power” you can bring your toys to life! It’s a great game and they got a Netflix show that was sadly canceled. (Skylanders academy)
1: yo I just got skylanders spyros adventure again!
2: Pog let’s play it together sometime