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What is Simping?
V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female
Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
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Simping - video
Simping - what is it?
To be in your feelings or to let a female you're in a relationship with do you wrong
"Hey Erick what's Gucci? "
Nothing bro just simping
"BRO I SWEAR TO GOD IM FINNA WHACK YOUR SAD ASS BACK INTO TUESDAY GET OUT YO FEELINGS"
What does "Simping" mean?
When someone is in their feelings or simply reminiscing a time, place, or person, that causes them to fall into a sad mood.
Maria: Why are you always playing sad music?
Alex: Shut up! I’m simping.
Simping - what does it mean?
The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day.
Similar to simp only now it's an action.
Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.
Simping - meaning
A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows
1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"
2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it
3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"
4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage
5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table
6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason
7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention
8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female
9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions
10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.
Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
Simping - definition
Basically like having a crush but more intense
He's totally simping for her.
He totally has a crush on her
Simping - slang
Verb version of “simp”
To be “in your feelings”
Feeling emotional in a gloomy sense, usually about unrequited love.
Before becoming very common slang it was more often used to describe heterosexual men “simping” over a woman. More widely used now.
I’m kinda simping right now, maybe we can hang out tomorrow.
How do I stop simping?
I’ve been simping for weeks bruh, she said I look like Tupac.
Simping
Simping
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
Simping
The act of treating someone like a celebrity while getting treated as their fan.
John is simping for Jane.
Simping
'Simping' is the art of trying to act like a girl's boyfriend when you don't really even know her, when she already has a boyfriend, or when she has explicitly stated she is not interested in you romantically. The 'Simp' convinces himself that he is more important than he actually is AND that he is sexually desirable to his person of obsession. It's nothing but a delusion, but you bet your ass he will do anything and everything for his person of obsession, especially if she has a boyfriend. If she's got a boyfriend, the 'Simp' goes into full competition mode and sets himself out to prove he 'does things her shitty boyfriend would never do'. For his efforts, the 'Simp' receives almost nothing in return from the person he has targeted, and rightfully so. 'Simps' spend their money, time, and life giving everything to someone who gives them nothing in return except maybe a little attention every now and then just to keep them on the hook. Also, this is really important, some women are aware of the simp(s) in her life & some aren't. It all depends on the situation, so don't automatically assume every single female has a horde of 'Simps' that she's using to pay her rent and car insurance every month. However, If she is aware of her simp(s) AND has not cut them out completely, then you bet your ass she is entertaining them ever so slightly to be able to get what she wants out of them. More power to her though, you go girl, that's a fucking sweet deal.
Jason is simping hardcore, bro. He's giving Gabby rides to and from work every day, and he spent $250 on her birthday present. She even told him that her boyfriend forgot to get her a present, and that's the last thing he needed to know because now he's convinced himself he actually has a chance!