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What is Simcity?
The one SimCity game that will never work on windows 10+ no matter what.
Man, SimCity 3000™: Unlimited Is so great, I just wish it worked on my windows 10 PC.
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Simcity - what is it?
A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)
Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!
What does "Simcity" mean?
A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.
Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk
Mayor: shut up whore im working on it
Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue
Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do
Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime
Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport
Simcity - what does it mean?
To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.
"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"
Simcity - meaning
to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything
Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.