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What is Shmoo?
Another word for male ejaculate.
Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.
When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.
Shmoo - meme gif
Shmoo - video
Shmoo - what is it?
The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.
OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE
What does "Shmoo" mean?
An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.
Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!
Shmoo - what does it mean?
Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D
He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.
Shmoo - meaning
A cigarette. Used in the Twin Cities region, more specifically the town of Eden Prairie. Goes in conjunction with "busting a shmoo", which means to have a cigarette.
Hey man, you want to go bust a shmoo after class?
Shmoo - definition
1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner
1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"
2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"
Shmoo - slang
Elliott took a shmoo on his honeymoon.
Shmoo
Someone who's completely utterly annoying at times you can't find the right word for them so you call them a shmoo
"Sarah is such a shmoo she wouldn't stop talking about her nails"
Shmoo
a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.
John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'
Shmoo
A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!
The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!
Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.