Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Shitbook?

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

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Shitbook - video

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Shitbook - what is it?

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

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What does "Shitbook" mean?

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

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Shitbook - what does it mean?

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

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Shitbook - meaning

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.

Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?

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