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What is Shelving?
The quickest way to get an ecstacy pill to reach your bloodstream.
"Why don't you shelve yo' bikkie?"
"Ahhh hellzz no!"
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Shelving - video
Shelving - what is it?
...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.
"My ass was burning for 20 minutes after i shelved that bikkie."
What does "Shelving" mean?
The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.
Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
Shelving - what does it mean?
To discontinue all further communications with a person.
I cant beleive Hamish just did that.
...Shelved
Shelving - meaning
To insert an object into the anus!
I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it
Shelving - definition
Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.
Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.
Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.
Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.
Shelving - slang
alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus
hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one
Shelving
To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.
Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy.
Shelving
An Australian colloquial term coined in Wagga Wagga, N.S.W defining a hand action produced when listening to heavy metal music, particularly during an epic guitar solo.
The shelving action references the putting of drugs in ones anus. It is performed by holding the palm of your hand upright, with fingers elongated and violently thrusting your arms back and forth.
Contrary to popular thought the shelf is actually a sign of adoration for a band, and its use has subsequently spread across Australia, and across genres.
Chris was so into the metal music he couldn't help himself. He raised his arms in the air and thrusted it back and forward violently. There was no metal horns to be seen though, all his fingers were stretched straight out.
"Shelve it!" He yelled...
"Whats that?" replied a fellow metal head.
"It shelving!" Chris said enthusiastically.
Soon everyone was shelving along to the bands.
The guitarist spurred on by the crowds response ripped out an amazing shred solo...
Shelving
Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"
"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"
"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."
"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"