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What is shelving?
The quickest way to get an ecstacy pill to reach your bloodstream.
"Why don't you shelve yo' bikkie?"
"Ahhh hellzz no!"
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Shelving - what is it?
...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.
"My ass was burning for 20 minutes after i shelved that bikkie."
What does "shelving" mean?
The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.
Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
Shelving - what does it mean?
To discontinue all further communications with a person.
I cant beleive Hamish just did that.
...Shelved
Shelving - meaning
To insert an object into the anus!
I shelved a cucumber into my butt and loved it
Shelving - definition
Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.
Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.
Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.
Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.
Shelving - slang
To insert into one's rectum, normally in respect to illicit substances.
Hey mang, I just shelved that pill and my ring is itchy.
Shelving
Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"
"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"
"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."
"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"
Shelving
1. When a fat man is fucking a skinny woman from the back but has to "shelf"(rest) his stomach on her ass or lower back
2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table
Example 1. Tom: Dang, Sheryl must have serious back problems!
Denise: Why's that Tom?
Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.
Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.
(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)
Shelving
alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus
hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one