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What is SharkBite?
A game similar to slugbug. When you see a yellow car, you yell, SHARK BITE! And you get to punch the other player. The rules are as follows:
1.)You need to be the first to say SharkBite to punch.
2.)If you punch somebody for a SharkBite, you cannot punch them for another bite directly after until they punch you back, or someone else calls a SharkBite
3.)You cannot call SharkBite on motorcycles, semi-trucks, or shipping trucks.
4.) you can't retaliate to someone for shark biting you.
5.) you can't hop in and out of the game to avoid a SharkBite
*kid one sees yellow car*
Kid 2: yo, SHARK BITE!! Give me your arm.
Kid 1: cmon, I was barely playing SharkBite!
SharkBite - meme gif
SharkBite - video
SharkBite - what is it?
A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:
INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times
And its only $12.95 if its used
What does "SharkBite" mean?
To grab someone's side with your hands via swiftly bring the hands together, making it seem like your flanges are shark jaws "biting" the victim. I do this to get all my friends.
A second version of this is called the shockbite, whereupon you shock the victim in the side with a hand held in the shocker position.
1) *people having a good time*
*sharkbiter walks in*
Sharkbiter: "Hey...SHARKBITE!"
*Sharkbiter grabs side of nearest girl*
Everyone else: WTF mate?
2) *everyone having a good time*
Shockbiter: "Hey Colleen."
Colleen: "Yeah?"
Shockbiter: "SHOCKBITE!"
*shockbite*
SharkBite - what does it mean?
When you're fingering a chick's vagina with 2 fingers you stick your thumb up her ass thereby forming a shark's mouth with your thumb and two fingers.
Ginnie was gettin' off by her man fingering her and suddenly she felt a thumb slide up into her ass giving her a sharkbite.
SharkBite - meaning
Louisa gave jonny a sharkbite, he couldn't have sex for weeks.
SharkBite - definition
a girl whose vagina has been used so many times it looks like a shark bit it
pam is such a slut look at her sharkbite
SharkBite - slang
Non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarrassment.
A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!
SharkBite
While giving your partner anal, at the moment of ejaculation bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!
I cumed like the thunder when i gave the wife a sharkbite last night...
SharkBite
When in a position where a polite person would act against his/her own self-interest, you remain assertive for personal gain.
"Hey man, I wasn't sure whether or not you wanted a sandwich so I just got the one."
"Here, I'll take this one. You go get yourself another sandwich."
"What the...?"
"Sharkbite, bitch!"
"Lets cut to the chase -- There are two types of people, sheep and sharks."