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What is Sharapova?
sha·ra·po·va (noun): one who makes unsubstantiated claims to greatness. indicative of delusional hateration & boldface anti-blackness.
"Allyson said her collard greens were better than mine cuz she added a secret ingredient. Vegan ham. Sharapova headass"
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Sharapova - what is it?
To defecate while making a loud, grunting noise.
Coined after tennis player Maria Sharapova, who is known for her grunting sounds on the tennis court.
"What was going on in the restroom?"
"Oh, I was taking a Sharapova shit."
What does "Sharapova" mean?
Winner of the 2006 U.S. Open Women's Championship.
Maria Sharapova crushed Justine Henin-Hardenne in straight sets to win the U.S. Open.
Sharapova - what does it mean?
Professional tennis player.
6'0" 160
Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)
Hometown: Bradenton, FL
College: none Turned pro: 2001
A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.
She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.
Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.
Sharapova will be the best ever if she plays long enough.
Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.
Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.
Sharapova - meaning
I'd like to do Maria Sharapova after the match.
Sharapova - definition
a White Russian. i.e. term for alcoholic beverage
It's time to party, somebody order me another sharapova.
Sharapova - slang
Maria Sharapova, the 2004 Wimbledon champion
Maria Sharapova is a Russian goddess
Sharapova
Sharapova is a wimbledon champ and is now ranked at No.4 in the world. Many guys think that she's hot but she's out of their reach because she's gigantically tall for a girl at 6'3".
Sharapova is no longer that up-and-coming teen talent from Russia.