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What is the U?
The fucking best comeback anyone could say. It is impossible to say things after that apart from no u back.
Worker: Yes, Boss
Boss: You're Fired
Worker: no u
Boss: *leaves workplace*
the U - video
The U - what is it?
The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."
How to use this dreadful counter:
1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."
2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.
3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.
Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*
What does "the U" mean?
The end all be all of all arguments. Doesn’t have a cool down and will completely annihilate your opponent.
Bob: Hey Jimmy ur mum gay
Jimmy: No u
Bob: *Fucking Dies*
The U - what does it mean?
The University of Utah, Utah's oldest and largest public university, located in Salt Lake City.
Has a rivalry with the LDS-funded Brigham Young University. Both schools are more than decent, except the U of U is less expensive and welcomes non-Mormon students.
This is where Utah students go when they want to actually have fun in college.
No strict dress code, no morning prayer, no creationism in our science textbooks. These are some of the benefits of choosing the U of U over BYU.
The U - meaning
A comeback so powerful that there are five possible outcomes.
1. Nothing happens because there was no insult in the first place
2.The opponent dies because the insult was miniscule
3 You die because the insult was moderate
4. You summon armies if the dead because the burn was kinda bad.
5. God comes to intervene because the original burn was really bad
???6 A never documented result only heard in legends you become ultra instict shaggy
You stuck
NO U^NO U
HE DIES
The U - definition
Much stronger than no u. Whenever this is said to you, you need to rethink your life.
1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: u is u
2: *locks himself in a dark room and starts crying; suddenly his will of living disappears*
The U - slang
Undetectable = Untransmittable In February 2017. the International AIDS Society had their annual meeting in Paris, France where they agreed that a person who is undetectable is untransmittable.
A person living with living with HIV who has an undetectable viral load does not transmit the virus to their partners .The International AIDS Society is proud to endorse the U=U consensus statement of the Prevention Access Campaign.
The U
1.) Unionville, PA - settled 1753, established 1812
2.) Unionville High School - founded 1921
The University of Miami (FL), founded in 1925 (172 years after Unionville, PA was settled and 4 years after Unionville High School was founded in its present form), has no legitimate claim to our moniker. There is no letter "U" in the word "Miami", which makes one wonder how incompetent and foolish they are to have that as their logo.
CONCLUSION:
Unionville, PA / Unionville High School = The U.
University of Miami (FL) = Illiterate, drugselling posers.
Unionville - The one. The only. The original. The U!
The U
The phrase "The U" is refered to when one talks about The University of Miami. Although Miami doesnt have the letter U in it, that is not what the phrase intends. Miami is refered to as "The U" because it is the best University. Hence the name "The U" or very rarely, "The University".
Mike- "Dude, you got accepted to The U!"
Chris- "Yeah, i already bought tickets to the football games too."
The U
The University of Miami, the REAL U. Not to be confused with any backwater Pennsylvania hick towns (see Unionville, PA) which 99.9% of the population has never heard of, or any high schools located within said insignificant hick towns. This is the one that people have actually heard of and would give their left nut/first born child to be associated with.
This place is private not public. We have as many people in our school as you do in your class. But we'll still kick your ass in football. We dont pay to go to the games and the stadium may be 20 minutes away- but we drink in it. We pre-game like you party. We live where you vacation. We suntan while you freeze. We party harder then you know how to. And the places we party you've only seen on TV. We're going to the next bar while you're passing out. It's ok to be jealous. We understand your animosity. We live the life you wish you had. And of over 4000 universities and over 1700 division 1 schools, only one is simply known as "The U"
Better than your school since 1925...