1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.
*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.
another name for a hairy, slimeybeef curtain that rarely gets washed. A Schramm is a girl who loves getting peed on, and also enjoys her nightly activity of her vaginal tightening exercises. Schramms like to be plowed by multiple men at once. Schramms tend to make up lies about others and further about themselves for attention.
1." I need to go and see Mr. Bevan about my essay "
" Nah Blud allow that he probs Schrammin a wall "
2." Omg look at that man, hes schramming his dog! "
" Kewl, lets advance closer and watch "
" Alright m8.... "