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What is Schnauzer?
The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
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Schnauzer - what is it?
A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
What does "Schnauzer" mean?
Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
Schnauzer - what does it mean?
A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.
Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!
Schnauzer - meaning
Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.
Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.
Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Schnauzer - definition
A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.
This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.
Schnauzer - slang
I lost my boobies in a Niple Collector attack!
Schnauzer
I was kidnapped by a Schnauzer!
Schnauzer
noun: Female genitalia, aka the vulva and surrounding hair.
Sarah sat on the kitchen floor trimming her schnauzer
Schnauzer
A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.
The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.
Colours include:
Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.
Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.
Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.
Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.
Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.