Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Schmit?

A term used when a person hoggs joint.

Dude seriously stop schmitting !

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Schmit - what is it?

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

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What does "Schmit" mean?

Cheddar Ruffles, Dipped in Smooth Ranch Dip

We got the muchies, "Get the potato schmits"

"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"

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Schmit - what does it mean?

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

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Schmit - meaning

The Penis. See also 'Hampton'

"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."

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Schmit - definition

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

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Schmit - slang

The Act of Shaving One's Chode

My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.

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Schmit

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

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Schmit

One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.

Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.

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