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What is Schlitz?
the drunkest you can get for $3.
let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!
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Schlitz - video
Schlitz - what is it?
To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).
I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.
What does "Schlitz" mean?
(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3
yo homes, pass the schlitz
Schlitz - what does it mean?
Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.
Schlitz - meaning
v. to figuratively or literally defecate or otherwise cover an opponent in waste.
Damn, John schlitzed all over Steve in ping pong yesterday!
Schlitz - definition
A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.
There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.
"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."
Schlitz - slang
The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.
That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.
Schlitz
The creation of a new orifice in a person's body, followed by intercourse with the incision.
Don't fall asleep at that party, those dudes will totally schlitz you.
Schlitz
A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".
Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"
Schlitz
n. A hilariously named beer originally brewed in Milwaukee by Joseph Schlitz.
It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.
Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.
Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
Chad: Yo man, pass me one of em brewskis, bro.
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!