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What is Santa's sack?
Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.
Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.
Santa's sack - video
Santa's sack - what is it?
The act of perfoming oral sex on an unshaved, hairy, hippie woman who hasn't showered in a week because she is natural.
Tom felt sick after a Santa Cruz Sack Lunch with that UCSC girl.
What does "Santa's sack" mean?
This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"
Santa's sack - what does it mean?
This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"
Santa's sack - meaning
Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack
1. purchase a santa costume
2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)
3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball
4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle
5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
santas magical sack
Santa's sack - definition
1. when you lock you arms around a persons neck and hang on their back, and then another person does the same to you.
1. we were in the pool when delinna jumped on alexis' back and yelled santa sack and then hailey did the same to delinna making it a double santa sack.
Santa's sack - slang
dumping girlfriend or boyfriend right before christmas so you dont have to buy them presents.
"Hey man, what are you getting tammy for christmas?"
"oh man, im givin' her the santa sack."
Santa's sack
A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.
"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"
Santa's sack
The act of purposly dumping your girlfriend or boyfriend, right before christmas, so you dont have to buy them presents.
"Hey man what are u getting tammy for christmas?"
"nothin' man, shes getting santa sacked"
Santa's sack
A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.
Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.