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What is San Clemente?
It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
San Clemente - video
San Clemente - what is it?
Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.
Do you know the san clemente boys?
Yea i fuck with those guys
What does "San Clemente" mean?
Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.
Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!
Person 2: Just had a hunch...
Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
San Clemente - what does it mean?
A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.
Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.
San Clemente - meaning
The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.
Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.
San Clemente - definition
A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.
1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.
2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.
3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.
4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.
Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
San Clemente is a great place to grow up!
San Clemente - slang
A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"
Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.
San Clemente
where a bunch of hot people live
San Clemente has hot people
San Clemente
full of heroin. don't come here
"Don't come to San Clemente. this is a cry for help."
San Clemente
A town in Orange County, California. The town isn't very nice to live in.
The school system is lacking. The high school used to actually be decent, but it went downhill once the principal, Mike Halt, was removed by the corrupt-as-hell superintendent. He was escorted out by police officers, and received a gag order so he couldn't protest his unjust removal. Ever since he was removed the high school has been overrun by drug use, mainly in the form of vapes. Shorecliffs middle school is almost as bad. You would think a lot fewer kids would vape, but that's not really the case. The high school gives kids resources for reporting kids that are using drugs, but Shorecliffs doesn't even do that. The high school teachers are actually pretty good. Shorecliffs teachers are, well, bad. The math department, and to an extent the science department, is pretty good, but everything else is absolute garbage. The English department is especially crap.
The people of San Clemente are... okay. They're not really that great. If you don't make good money you better pack your stuff up as soon as you arrive since the people (especially the kids and even extremely wealthy adults) look down on people who make less money. They're REALLY full of themselves.
Pros:
-Bragging rights. You can brag to people who are still ignorant enough to think it's good.
Cons:
-Relatively poor schools
-Drug usage (Look up Henry Nicholas)
-High real estate prices.
-Roads littered with garbage from homeless people.
Person 1: "I' thinking of moving to San Clemente"
Person 2: "No, don't move there. It's a horrible place to live"