Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Salmond's?

To be salmond means to fall victim to the overwhelming stench of microwaved fish, usually in an office setting. Widely regarded as the quintessential office faux pas, reheating fish of any sort, but especially Salmon, is most definitely grounds for termination.

I salmond my boss today, so I should probably start packing my desk now.

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Salmond's - what is it?

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

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What does "Salmond's" mean?

Salmond stands for the person in the crowed that no one notices until they do something outlandish. They usually try to become the center of attention whether they like it or not. The word originated from Salmon which is close to the type of fish so calling someone a Salmond (SAL-mond) can mean that they like to swim or that they just rock out all the time. Personal prefderance applied.

Dude! That kid is like Salmond! He can swim ALL day!

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