Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Safety Dance?

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.

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Safety Dance - video

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Safety Dance - what is it?

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.

Named after a song by the same name.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....

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What does "Safety Dance" mean?

When two people fist each other at the same time. It is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the Men Without Hats video of the same name.

Jennifer and Michael take "give and take" to amazing levels. They do the safety dance every Wednesday and Sunday now.

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Safety Dance - what does it mean?

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

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Safety Dance - meaning

sex with a condom

i either do the safety dance or none at all

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Safety Dance - definition

The act of masturbating.

Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"

"Everybody look at your hands"

"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"

In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.

A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".

"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.

"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.

SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!

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Safety Dance - slang

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise

We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!

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Safety Dance

Extremely catchy song by the synth pop group Men Without Hats. It's about nonconformism and doing your own thing.

The Safety Dance Lyrics--

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

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Safety Dance

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
Or sing

We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance

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Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”

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