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What is Sabi?
the shitiest experience of an innocent fellow being. Sabis is a school that takes a fuck tonna to teach nothing. In fact i have a final algebra test and yes im writing this. Food is literally from restaurants. Fun Fact: we have exams everyday, if ur unlucky, u might have 3 exams a day. And yes they do count. Sabis will literally make u a depressed and just suicidal. They will not let u eat during detention. Oh, and btw if u dont attend detention u get after school. In conclusion I cant fuckin wait to graduate from this shit
A friend outside of sabis: Yo, u down for cinema, or paintball, and eat?
Me: nah man i got exams and shi.
Friend: Bruh U got exams every damn day im starting to think ur avoiding ,e?
Me: NO HABIBI, I GOT DAMN SABIS
Friend: aahhhhh
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Sabi - what is it?
A stupid ass school where you get tested every fuckin day. Their foods taste like fuckin cow shit. Every teacher that would ever talk to you, I promise you, they don’t fuckin know how to talk without spitting. People think we’re smart but actually we just memorize cause we don’t want our ass to get whooped.
Cause and effect of sabis:
• Depression
• anxiety
• Self-esteem
• getting paranoid
Someone from another school: hey, wanna hangout?
Sabis student: sorry man I need to study, I have an exam.
The next day,
Someone from another school: hey, you free?
Sabis student: na sorry, need to study.
Someone from Another school: Man ever time I ask you, you go like “ sorry dude I have an exam,” what kind of school you got to.
Sabis student: DONT YOU FUCKIN GET IT, IM IN SABIS
What does "Sabi" mean?
basically ur everyday mental slaughter and exhaustion. disgusting cafeteria food. I can guarantee u no one there cares about ur stress or emotions. 12 exams per week so that’s gucci. 4 and 5 year olds have FUCKING HOMEWORK there.... don’t let ur kid go there whatsoever and if anyone ever says sabis is good they’ve been brainwashed.
we’re all equally depressed
exhausted
anxious
tired
stressed out
bc of the shitty system and everyone who works at sabis
thotiana: what school do u go to
blueface: oh i go to sabis 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
thotiana: ah shit, r u ok?
Sabi - what does it mean?
1) A retarded organization run by bunch of bureaucratic twats that will charge you multiple grand school fees every year in exchange for crap textbooks, shit administration, careless staff and a exam torture system that will drive you bananas.
a. You get low quality textbooks with a mistake on nearly every page but never mind the pages get ripped out anyways cuz of the great quality.
b. You get tortured with millions of AMS and Periodic exams every week until the sabis system literally turns you into a robot. Warning to the rest of you normal people: The SABIS tests will damage and alter your thinking process with their endless Sabis style multiple choice questions. Once you get in there you get stuck for the rest of your life.
c. The Sabis Point System is by far a teacher's biggest nightmare. It plans what crap is to be taught, every specific page and activity in what lesson. No flexibility whatsoever. Even better, some weeks they plan grammar for example, in english class, to be taught for the ENTIRE WEEK. At other times they expect us to cover 500 pages of Algebra in 3 lessons. The guy who plans these had ONE FUCKING JOB. He failed so bad.
All the $$ goes to the bosses at the sabis headquarters whereas some of the teachers that actually have to work hard get paid peeps. SABIS is a corporate global business, not a school. Its education for the spoilt dumbass rich dicks, not for a changing world. SABIS = SUCK ASS BULLSHIT INTERNATIONAL SCHOOLS.
I am a student who takes 2 exams on the computer, 2 on paper , and don't know how to think by myself because I am always presented with options in front of me. Who am I?
I am a brainwashed Sabis student.
I'm Surprised
Sabi - meaning
Shes just an annoying person with a big forehead
Look at her big forehead she must be a sabi
Sabi - definition
The BEST thing in the world!
Honestly something you’d always wanna be around and have with you!
“Omg she’s so fun to be around, she’s such a Sabi!!!”
“Sabi is the best !”
Sabi - slang
A Nigerian slang which means “ to know”
“I no sabi” which means “I don’t know”.
“I sabi the smell of her pussy” which means ”I know the smell of her pussy”
Sabi
A faithful elephant, descended from that line of pachyderms usefully employed by Hannibal in the Second Punic War. In modern times, Sabi sometimes followed Viscounts and Viceroys on their appointed tasks.
Sabi came suddenly upon the unfortunate, tusks flared and trunk unfurled.
Sabi
Something small and cute that can get really stroppy. Harry potter loving.
This is so sabi of you!
Sabi
Nigerian pidgin word meaning understand !
I sabi pidgin well well !