What is STFD?

Sit the fuck down.

Gordron Fryman: I eat baananans.

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STFD - meme gif

STFD - video

STFD - what is it?

Used for when something unexpected happens.

STFD!

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What does "STFD" mean?

Simmer
The
Fuck
Down.

Class: Oh boy! We get to watch JFK's assassination video?!
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.

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STFD - what does it mean?

Settle
The
Fuck
Down

Knobjockey: 'Wow, yesterday me an my mum went to the Royal Show. I got the Inspector Gadget showbag, the Neverending Story showbag, the Pound Puppies showbag, the...'

*Slap*

Greg 'STFD'

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STFD - meaning

to Shut The Fuck Down

i said to some stupid n00b Shut The Fuck Down!

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STFD - definition

Shut-The-Fuck-Down.
Changed version of STFU which means Shut The Fuck Up.

Joe: Your stupid.
Jim: STFU
Joe: STFD!

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STFD - slang

Shut the front door ( replacement for stfu- shut the fuck up or shut your mouth)

stfd, don't want him to hear us!

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STFD

Sit The F*ck Down, a taunt used in Weight Watchers Fitbit or other fitness device challenges. The person using this expression would prefer the other challenger(s) to stop increasing their step count or calories burn.

I've just been overtaken! You need to STFD because I need to win!

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STFD

Sit the Fuck Down

Used when someone just says something obnoxious and you need to put them in their place

Keenan: Aww man, my parents aren't getting me a Mustang for my 16th birthday. This is so unfair.

Damien: Dude, STFD. stop being a douche.

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STFD

SLOW the fuck down!

You're doing WHAT and texting? STFD!

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