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What is SRS?
This is a short term algorithm for SOCIAL RETARD SYNDROME. The afflicted will have no social life and no friends
There have only been roughly 10-15 recorded cases of this virus, and it generally affects teenagers aged 13-17.
Names cannot be noted due to patient confidentiality. Be aware of the virus, report ANY suspected cases, as it can be highly contagious.SRS
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SRS - what is it?
Street Racing Syndicate
This was a game that came out to rival Need for Speed Underground 1. It came out a little too late - about the same time as Need for Speed Underground 2. SRS is better than NFSU 1 but not NFSU 2. SRS is the only game to actually have realistic exhaust systems, unlike the "tips" in NFSU games (the only problem is that the sound of the car never changes). Another major difference with SRS is the realistic damage. There are not many games that you have to take your car back to the shop to fix. Some find this irritating and some love the realism.
To challenge the NFSU series again, SRS 2 is supposedly in the making.
- "Can you believe a got a copy of SRS for only 20 bucks?"
- "Yeah, that game was too little too late."
What does "SRS" mean?
Typically used in today's working environment - sudden responsibility syndrome (or SRS) is defined when a co-worker, usually a manager, deems that you are now responsible for work that was previously theirs to do.
Sometimes, the reasoning for delegating the work is legitimate, but it's often simply because the co-worker/manager is a lazy asswipe.
Manager: "Hey Ron, I'm gonna need you to take over the filing of the weekly error reports from now on, OK?"
Ron: "I guess, but I'm already working late most nights just trying to keep up with my regular workload. Did you just get some new contracts that are going to burden you or something?"
Manager: "Oh good Lord no...the boss wants to take me golfing on Wednesday mornings. Oh, that reminds me, I'll also need you to cover all of my phone calls and emails during that time as well"
Justin (to Ron): "Damn dude, looks like you just got a bad case of SRS"
SRS - what does it mean?
SRS is the abbreviation of short reply syndrome.
Commonly used to highlight occasions, when mammoth emails/facebook comments/ texts etc. are sent and a one line/one word reply is received
Kate: Omg dakota i sent you a 3 page email and you replied "Kk sounds good, haha cool"
Dakota: sorry must be a case of SRS
SRS - meaning
Selective Response Syndrome.
When a girls sees your text but doesn't respond because she's too cool for you.
Guy 1: "Yo did Nosilla answer your important text?"
Guy 2: "Nahh she SRS'd the shit outta me."
Guy 1: "Typical."
SRS - definition
Similiar to CRS (can't remember shit), this one means "selectively remember shit".
Guy 1: where did we go for dinner last week?
Guy 2: mcdonalds
Guy 1: where's the burger place we went yesterday?
Guy 2: i dont remember, SRS
SRS - slang
Sunset Ridge School is a school in Northfield, Illinois that has around 300 kids 4-8. Sunset Ridge feeds into New Trier High School. The families at the school are rich, and kids are spoiled. The school is filled with Cubs fans who don't know a thing about the Cubs, and preppy kids who only will wear Abercrombie and $200 designer jeans. You'll find some really nice kids though. The school preaches diversity, yet is 95+ percent white. Girls go on fields trips like "female integretion into traditional male roles day". Students get taught white people are at fault for all of society's problems. There was a locker search because there was a recent laptop theft at the school. Your conversations during recess are listneded to by teachers listening out of their classrooms. Teachers spend all four years at teaching school learning how to look for chewing gum. The best thing about SRS is that the music teacher who won the Golden Apple Award for the best Music teacher in Illinois. The two best teachers at the school are the music teacher and the 8th grade social studies teacher. SRS can be great overall in some ways.
Sunset Ridge School Kid: OMG I just get a new ringtone for my iPhone
Marie Murphy kid: How old are you?
SRS Kid: 5th grade!
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Me: "Bruh it was so wierd it was like 12 at night we were texting it was so loved up like boo cant wait to see you lets hook up like dont tell the fam then like all of a sudden something just like clicked and all my feelings were gone af like in a millisecond no joke i was so grossed out like who tf is this cnt i be talking to like shit what do i do cuz like i been leading him on and now i be like sorry bruh i dont even like you??"
Friend: "Sounds like you got SRS man that must be shitty aye"
Me: "Right, like i feel so crap and i know he feel so crap but i dont know what do do about it"
Friend: "G-down b its gonna be g just like pray bout it tbh my man Jesus can do it all."
Me: "Tru dat ill be prayin about SRS prayin i dont get turned off like that everytime you know."
Friend: "Ye, cool bruh."
SRS
SRS- Semen Retention Syndrome, a man who has not had sex or mastubated in a long while that needs to jettison a payload. Symptoms include: swollen balls, unsolicited erections, erections from viewing anything with the slightest sexual content, finding grandma and/or nuns hot, etc.
I haven't gotten laid in weeks, I got a serious case of SRS.
I need to find a VCR so that I can rid of this SRS.
SRS
Semen Retention Syndrome: A male counterpart's mental state of edginess due to lack of sexual satisfaction and frequent ejaculation.
A man's time of the month.