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What is SPMS?
Acronym for Strokes Per Minute, a measurement for the speed at which one strokes the penis during masturbation. The average SPM for males aged 13-31 is 55 usually decreasing as the masturbator approaches middle age. A session with an SPM of 70 or higher usually lands the masturbator in either the emergency room or the burn ward.
Example 1
Guy A: Dude did you hear about Dillan, his SPM hit 90 last night!
Guy B: No way man! Is he ok?
Guy A: *Starts sobbing* Dude, they couldn't save it.
Example 2
"I imagined myself having slow, passionate sex with Rachel last night so my SPM never went past 40"
Example 3
"I only had 2 minutes to squeeze one off before the bus left so my SPM hit about 65"
SPMS - meme gif
SPMS - video
SPMS - what is it?
actrenum for the game Super Paper Mario from 2006
"Have you played SPM?"
"Who is your favourite character in SPM?"
"My favourite character is Dimentio!"
What does "SPMS" mean?
abbreviation for “Sa puso mo”
Eng: “In your heart”
A filipino slang used when dodging a question that is related to where something or someone is.
Q: Saan ka tumitira?
A: SPM
Eng:
Q: Where do you live?
A:SPM
SPMS - what does it mean?
SPM (south park mexican) the best latin rapper to live
that SPM is the Mexican Tupac
SPMS - meaning
South Park Mexican,Bad ass mutha fuckin rapper from Houston who represents for mexicans. Currently locked up on bogus sexual assault charges, but cant be stopped. Since he still continues to put out records even from behind tha wall. Fuck haters and free SPM
person 1: what are you listening to?
person 2: the best rapper ever to grace the mic.
person 1: oh this is SPM?
person 2: yup!
SPMS - definition
the greatest rapper to ever grace this planet. the realest and illest. his lyrics amaze those even today. if you havent heard him you should. he also loves weed.
man that new spm is tight as hell you should go cop his new album
SPMS - slang
Strokes per minute. How many times a man can pump into a woman in 60 seconds.
Dude what was his SPM?
SPMS
South Park Mexican. Great songs, mainly about getting high.
Dude, SPM is like the Mexican Afroman
SPMS
South Park Mexican - Carlos Coy
Excellent rapper who is now doin' time. Hilarious rapper with great songs, such as "hubba hubba" and "soething I would do"
SPMS
abbr. Society for the Protection of Mike Shinoda - silly people who “oppose” everything that the MAWs stand for. They’re very funny actually. And some of them are really MAWs at heart. Those people shall go unnamed. You know who you are. See: MAWs in denial.
We're the SPMS and we're here to save Mike. *waits until no one is around* *smacks with cucumber*