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What is SPM?
The woman's SPM is 5 sandwiches per minute
SPM - meme gif
SPM - video
SPM - what is it?
Nerd bro 1: dude I was talking to Julia last night and asked her to spm
Nerd bro 2: oh wow what did she do??
Nerd bro 1: she asked me if I've ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise
What does "SPM" mean?
The moment during a conversation in which someone uses a smart phone to look up a fact or tidbit of information that pertains to the conversation.
person 1: "Who directed Dazed & Confused?"
person 2: Um wasn't it was that guy that made Slacker?
person 3: Yeah that sounds right, he's from Austin I think?
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Hold on, let me check...
persons 1,2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!
person 4: (brief pause) "It's Richard Linklater. Lets see... he was born in Houston & moved to Austin to become a film maker. It says here that 'he made Slacker for only $23,000. The film is an aimless day in the life of the city of Austin.' Hey, did you know Ben Affleck is in this movie?
person 1: SPM dude!
person 4: SPM, what's that?
person 1: urban dictionary bro, look it up.
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Lets see here...
persons 1, 2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!
SPM - what does it mean?
Spanish acronym for su puta madre which roughly translates to son of a bitch.
Juan: Hey Carlos, how did the test go?
Carlos: I failed the test, SPM.
SPM - meaning
Acronym for Strokes Per Minute, a measurement for the speed at which one strokes the penis during masturbation. The average SPM for males aged 13-31 is 55 usually decreasing as the masturbator approaches middle age. A session with an SPM of 70 or higher usually lands the masturbator in either the emergency room or the burn ward.
Example 1
Guy A: Dude did you hear about Dillan, his SPM hit 90 last night!
Guy B: No way man! Is he ok?
Guy A: *Starts sobbing* Dude, they couldn't save it.
Example 2
"I imagined myself having slow, passionate sex with Rachel last night so my SPM never went past 40"
Example 3
"I only had 2 minutes to squeeze one off before the bus left so my SPM hit about 65"
SPM - definition
actrenum for the game Super Paper Mario from 2006
"Have you played SPM?"
"Who is your favourite character in SPM?"
"My favourite character is Dimentio!"
SPM - slang
SPM (south park mexican) the best latin rapper to live
that SPM is the Mexican Tupac
SPM
South Park Mexican,Bad ass mutha fuckin rapper from Houston who represents for mexicans. Currently locked up on bogus sexual assault charges, but cant be stopped. Since he still continues to put out records even from behind tha wall. Fuck haters and free SPM
person 1: what are you listening to?
person 2: the best rapper ever to grace the mic.
person 1: oh this is SPM?
person 2: yup!
SPM
Strokes per minute. How many times a man can pump into a woman in 60 seconds.
Dude what was his SPM?
SPM
South Park Mexican. Great songs, mainly about getting high.
Dude, SPM is like the Mexican Afroman