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What is SMOG?

sexy man of god

check out Dan over there, he is such a smog

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SMOG - video


SMOG - what is it?

Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.

There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.

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What does "SMOG" mean?

No smog - adj.

a good day or used to describe a good day. A reference to the Ice Cube song "Today was a good day. He says...

"Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god, I dont know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog."

How was your day?" " No Smog!" Ah, well I'm glad you are having a good day.

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SMOG - what does it mean?

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

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SMOG - meaning

Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.

Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
Huh?
oh, never mind

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SMOG - definition

v. one who has consumed or smoked marijuana or cannabis and is strongly under the influence of marijuana or cannabis.

I smoke some dank today, i SMOGGED out.

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SMOG - slang

Short for Sweet Mother Of God

1: You dropped coffee on my fuckin cashmere pants?!
2: Im so so sorry!!
3: (laughing) SMOg

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SMOG

Standard Medical Operating Guidelines

A EMT/Paramedic will some times reference their SMOG to ensure they are giving the prescribed amount of medication.

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SMOG

'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym

To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble

'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'

'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'

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SMOG

Acronym for "Secretly Men Obey Girls"

Example #1:

Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."

Example #2:

On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"

Example #3:

"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."

Example #4:

Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"

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