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What is SENIORITIS?The feeling you get when you have a college acceptance letter in one hand, a Cinnabon in the other hand, and you jack it with both hands and skeet all over your bookbag and homework. The diary of an infected senior: SENIORITIS - meme gifSENIORITIS - videoSENIORITIS - what is it?Last year of high school. Basically there to tear shit up. Last chance to not give a fuck before stepping out into the real world. Last homecomings. Last chance to play sports for some of us. Last chance to show people who you are. The year where you go balls out. Freshmen girl- "OMG is he a senior?!" What does "SENIORITIS" mean?A deadly disease that strikes high school seniors. This disease makes seniors wear really smelly clothes, over styling their hair and the boys don't care about shaving anymore. It also allows seniors to make excuses for not coming to school repeatedly and it also allows them to party and get drunk as hell like college kids until they get in trouble with the police. Only cures are to put them in college or graduation. Junior: Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you at school for two months. SENIORITIS - what does it mean?Seniors are made to destroy any self confidence that freshman may have gained in their past 8 years of schooling. And they do a fantastic job. Seniors, I applaud you. SENIORITIS - meaningThe highest possible rank in the high school hierarchy. Fourth years are the best of the best - they've survived three years of being mocked by the grades above them and are determined to make the three years below them suffer the same way. They've got power, connections, sometimes weed, and a shitload of exams coming their way, which they'll likely either completely ace or completely fail. Guy 1, pointing at another guy: Who's that? SENIORITIS - definitionwhen people are placed in a higher position solely based on age. This concept is unfortunately present in many high school sports teams, especially tennis teams. person 1: hey did you make varsity? SENIORITIS - slangnoun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation. Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns? SENIORITISThe very last year of high school. At the end of this school year comes graduation. Most kids are relieved that the hell of homework, drama, friends, and boring shit is over. YES! I'm finally a high school senior! I've been in the fucking school system for the past 12 years. 12 years of hell! It's over! WOOO graduation! SENIORITISprobably why you are here right now senioritis sucks SENIORITISA disease affecting mostly high school seniors. teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm |
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