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What is SARCASM?Your body's natural defense against stupid. You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?" SARCASM - meme gifSARCASM - videoSARCASM - what is it?Used in chats and conversations every day, "sarcasm>" is used to denote sarcasm. In HTML programming, tages are ended with a "/", such as for bold text. Usually one would say a sarcastic remark, and then use to indicate that he has finished his sarcasm. It pwns your mom. Yeah, I DIDN'T do you mom last night. What does "SARCASM" mean?the bastard stepchild of irony Mom: how was school today, son? SARCASM - what does it mean?A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value. Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit." SARCASM - meaningBecause beating the crap out of people is illegal. I speak English and sarcasm. SARCASM - definitionUsed after a sarcastic retort to inform those too stupid to detect sarcasm by themselves. This is never spoken, only written, and generally only used in online forums or instant messenging and such. Person A: You're so smart. SARCASM - slangThe ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today. SARCASMSarcasm/Sarcasm is when something you say is sarcastic. It is necessary since it's practically impossible to tell sarcasm online as you would confuse what they say as stupidity or something. You put "Sarcasm" at the beginning of the sarcastic sentence, put sarcastic words, then put "/Sarcasm" to end the sarcastic sentence. SarcasmI'm sure glad that they're littering on the floors and beaches. Isn't it great that sea turtles will eat the plastic, choke, and die instead of eating jellyfish. Who needs to use garbage cans anyway?/Sarcasm SARCASMInspired from BB code, sarcasm/sarcasm are used to denote sarcastic passages in one's text when their nature is rendered ambiguous by the inability of varying tone of voice or communicating exaggerated gestures, as would be the case in person-to-person conversation. This is especially useful when the said passages could easily be misinterpreted as offensive, dimwitted or otherwise unfunny. While perfectly acceptable on the internet, the use of "bracket sarcasm end-bracket" in day-to-day conversation is considered socially awkward and should be refrained from. Usage of sarcasm/sarcasm: SARCASMA faked orgasm. Used when a woman thinks her lover's style is TOTALLY lame. Monica: "So you and John fucked? How was it?" |
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